U.S. General #1: “We aren’t winning the war in Afghanistan. We’ve been there for 37 years, 9 months and 18 days. Do you call that ‘winning’?”
U.S. General #2: “I know, I know, but what the hell can we do??”
U.S. General #3: “I’ve got an idea: let’s drop a super-duper-mega-huge bomb on Afghanistan and then call it a ‘wonderful success’ — the people will believe it.”
U.S. General #1: "Hey, that’s a great idea. Pretty sneaky!”
U.S. General #3: “Thanks. I was trained in Israelby Mossad.”
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