God and Quarterbacks
God asks Aaron Rodgers: "What do you believe?" Rodgers says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends". God can't help but see the goodness of Rodgers and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tim Tebow and says , "What do you believe?" Tebow says, "I believe in your total goodness, love and generosity and that you have given all to mankind." God is greatly moved by Tebow's eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Brady replies, "I believe you're in my seat".
Just checked the score for the first time this evening, Patriots 45, Broncos 10.
How is God's quarterback doing?
Tebow 9-26, 136 yds, 0 tds 
Tom Brady:
Brady 25-33, 349 yds, 6 tds 