The Mormons thought of a way. Just baptize a written list of the corpses, and presto, the dead kikes on the lists are given an opportunity to instantly become righteous christian jews and spend eternity in heaven with the Lard.

What could be more friendly and humane than that, christians might ask. Shouldn't all jews rejoice in this christian offer of eternal loving brotherhood, not to mention the saving of all those jews from Satan's holocaust by fire, brimestone, pitchfork, and buggerings.

Well, Elie (the) Weisel kike not only takes offense, he's highly pissed and demanding a public and personal apology from super Mormon, Mitt Romney, because other Mormons babtized a list with Weisel's parents' names on it.

Oy veh !!! Jews going to heaven ???!!! G-d forbid !!!

(Nobody could make this shit up)

http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/elie-wiesel-criticizes-romney-for-keeping-mum-on-mormon-posthumous-baptism-of-jews-1.413269