The Dept. of Homeland Security has a new policy that states:

See Something, Say Something

I woke up this morning looked in the mirror and saw a terrorist!

A member of the Irgun and Lehi, sometimes called "The Stern Gang"

I was sent to prison in 1941 and escaped in 1942

In 1943 I published a letter called "Terror" which states:
Neither Jew morality or Jew tradition can be used to "disallow" terror as a means of war.

In 1944 I was directly or indirectly involved with the assassination of Lord Moyne of the British Ministry of Palestine along with at least three British policeman.

In 1946 the bombing of the King David Hotel

In 1948 the Massacre of Dier Vasin and the assassination of Folke Bernadotte the Swedish Count working for the United Nations

In 1969 I joined the Freedom Party which believed in a mixture of ultranationalism, religious mysticism and racial superiority

In 1993 endorsed the position of deliberately carrying out peace negotiations under "false pretenses" to increase the Jew occupation of Palestine

I remember a buddy of mine in the Irgun, back in the days of targeted assassinations, murder and genocide

His name was "Benji"

Benji passed himself off as a doctor and immigrated to America

He is in Chicago working as a pediatrician of all things

I hear he had a son, who was as rabid a zionist as the rest of us. I guess the apple doesn't fall that far from the tree

The funny thing is that I heard from the grapevine that this kid who's name is Rahm, is now the Mayor of Chicago

Then again maybe I am still sleeping

I saw something so I said something

Happy July 4th and be sure to keep an eye out for them terrorist.