Man finds the Virgin Mary in a box of Dots. Denies it's a hoax.

Desmond Duguay says his is no doctored Dot.
Duguay and his wife, Amy, discovered the orange candy a little over a week ago, after the new parents hit the Rite Aid in Auburn for snacks. Duguay said he ate a few of the gummy candies, felt the funny piece in his hand and showed it to his wife. On a lark, they nicknamed it “The Holy Dot” and listed it on eBay.
After two initial days of furious activity that saw 42 bids, the auction had stalled by Monday at $215, with three days left to go.
(That's good money! Check your Good and Plenties for a stray Virgin)