Kanye uses dressing room floor as toilet

by Elizabeth Bromstein
Do not invite this man to your house

Kanye West peed on the floor at the MTV Europe Awards. So says the UK Sun (Headline: "Kanye does a pee Diddy").

Apparently Ye was hanging out backstage in the dressing room he was sharing with the Ting Tings, waiting to collect his Ultimate Urban Award, when he felt the urge to see a man about a horse, so to speak. But he couldn't be bothered trying to find the nearest stable so he whipped it out and drained it on the dressing room carpet. Oh yeah! Hella classy!

It's not that hard to believe is it? That Kanye thinks he can just go weedle anywhere?

As pop, rock and/or rap star antics go, it's kind of lame. Some people drive cars into swimming pools, choke on their own vomit or throw TVs out of 32nd story windows. Others get caught in restrooms with naked men or trade their souls with the devil at the crossroads for guitar playing abilities. What does Kanye do? Pee on the floor, which is indeed deranged. But less in a "crazy rock star living the wild life" kind of way than in a "maybe he still wets the bed" kind of way.

I bet the Ting Tings were thrilled. Drummer Jules de Martino apparently said, "We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain't one of them!

In his defense. Ye probably thought he was doing everyone a favour, baptising the place with his holy water.

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