I just LOVE these stories of panic over harmless crap. :cheers: 
Hotel Evacuated After Flashing Light Mistaken For Bomb
POSTED: 4:28 pm EDT June 21, 2006
PLYMOUTH, Ind. -- A red light from a beer ad that a bartender suspected came from a bomb when he saw it blinking on a wall forced 35 people to be evacuated from a resort hotel.
The guests were allowed back in their rooms less than an hour later after a Marshall County sheriff's officer determined the light was part of a Pabst Blue Ribbon ad suction-cupped to the window of the Sam Snead restaurant in the resort.
The bartender called authorities about the suspicious flashing light at 12:30 a.m. Monday, and the guests were evacuated about six minutes later, said Doug Leedke, general manager of Swan Lake Resort in Plymouth, 25 miles south of South Bend.
Jon Van Vactor, a detective lieutenant with the Marshall County Sheriff's Department, said the authorities determined about 30 minutes later that the bomb squad was not needed.
The hotel let guests back in their rooms by 1:30 a.m., Leedke said.
The false alarm is a sign of the times in a post-Sept. 11 world, Leedke said.
"Our employee saw something unusual and reported it," Leedke said.
The bartender has been drinking too much and they all--the manager, the detective lieutenant, and the bartender have been watching to many MacGiver re-runs.
It took them [color="Red"]thirty minutes to figure out it was a beer sign?
What a bunch of fucking idiots!:D  
 
If it weren't for me, where would I be?
This must have been the worst-designed sign ever made.
Do bombs flash red lights while waiting to go off? That would be a nice little touch.
"Go, Nazis, Go!"
:cheers: Oh, lawd hab' mercy! I's gonna have a panic attack!!!