He was late for work, and it gave him too much money.

So he started punching it. Managed to do $5k in damages.

Later, he called the (((bank))) to apologize.

They (Wells Fargo) contacted the blue niggers and put him in jail.

Of course this was in....Floriduh, where someone is so honest they are 'mad' when given free money, and call to apologize for ruining expensive machines.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/12/25/florida-man-beats-atm-says-gave-too-much-cash/980614001/

Meanwhile, Puerto Rican criminals are flooding the State, but thank gawd they took this monster off the skreets. Florida is safe now.

Funny to see this on the news after they showed 5k episodes of 'A Christmas Story' on t.v. today. Makes me think of when Ralphie beat up his bully, lol.