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JimInCO
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[color="Blue"](Spooky, since earlier today I posted a reference to the original
movie, and now I find this.)

http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/30/gibson-nailed-in-hebrew-hammer-sequel/

Gibson Nailed in "Hebrew Hammer" Sequel

Posted Aug 30th 2006 8:05PM by Claude Brodesser-Akner

Mel Gibson gets blown away outside Moonshadows restaurant in Malibu, and it's coming soon to a theater near you.

TMZ has obtained the opening sequence of the script for the sequel to "The Hebrew Hammer," a 2003 Jewish blaxploitation comedy starring Adam Goldberg. [highlight]The sequel, called "The Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer vs. Hitler," depicts a very drunk Mel Gibson spilling out of Moonshadows, two blondes on each arm and a bottle of Irish whiskey in hand. Gibson then obnoxiously berates the valets, leaps into his Lexus and speeds off, screaming obscenities about the Jews. Apprehended by a policeman down the road from Moonshadows, Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade is cut short when the cop -- "The Hebrew Hammer" -- puts a bullet in Gibson''s head, spraying a bloody Star of David onto the windshield of his Lexus.[/highlight]

In the new film, written by director John Kesselman, "The Hebrew Hammer" is now married and enjoying the good life in suburbia. But the Hammer is forced to dust off his pimpy, black leather couture to confront a new menace: A time-traveling Hitler, intent on altering key moments in Jewish history -- to the detriment of the Jews

A tug-of-war has erupted over Kesselman's sequel. Insiders tell TMZ the pitch has sparked interest from Hollywood execs, in no small measure because of its [color="Red"]hilarious-but-controversial opening scene.

[highlight]Kesselman, in an interview with TMZ, explained his unorthodox-but-still-Orthodox script this way: "Young Jews love 'The Hebrew Hammer.' I think if Mel wants to truly extend an olive branch to the Jewish Community as a whole, his on-screen death would go a long way in accomplishing that goal."[/highlight]

Currently, Ed Pressman's ContentFilm is in negotiations to finance the project, but New Line Cinema has also expressed interest in the comedy as well. It's currently being shopped by attorney Eric Feig, Kesselman's rep at the Beverly Hills law firm of Rosen Feig Golland & Lunn.

Comedy Central Films' original "Hebrew Hammer" bombed in theaters, but went on to become a cult classic that airs regularly on cable's Comedy Central and sells briskly on DVD.


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"A careful study of anti-semitism prejudice and accusations might be of great value to many jews,
who do not adequately realize the irritations they inflict."
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Posted : 30/08/2006 10:08 pm
JimInCO
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I wonder if any of us will live long enough to see a comedy depicting
a White cop blowing a kike's head off, spraying blood and bits of brain
in the shape of a swastika on the windshield of his car.

Anyway, here is the link to the script. Guess I saw the article just in
time. When I reloaded it, they had removed the link to the script.

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/hebrew_hammer.pdf

HAMMER VS. HITLER – Synopsis

COLD OPEN:

FADE UP ON:

[highlight]A TITLE CARD that reads, "This Sequel Is Dedicated To
All The Jewish Brothers And Sisters Who Had Enough Of
The Gentile."[/highlight]

FADE TO BLACK.

We hear the SOUND of OCEAN WAVES POUNDING. A TITLE CARD READS, “Malibu,
CA.”

We FADE UP on MOONSHADOWS in Malibu. The doors spill open to reveal a
VERY DRUNK MEL GIBSON. He’s got TWO BLONDES on either arm, a BOTTLE OF
IRISH WHISKEY in his hand. He’s obnoxious -- calling the women “sugar
tits,” berating the valets, etc.

Mel gets in his car and continues to rant and cry, yelling out anti-
Semitic slurs (“Fuckin’ Jews! Fuck you, Jews!”) to no one in
particular. A POLICE CAR soon pulls Mel over. We can’t make out the
POLICEMAN, but as the POLICEMAN approaches, Mel begins his tirade about
the Jews causing all of the wars/problems in the world. He turns
towards the still unseen cop, and says, “Hey, copper, you a fucking
Jew!?”

We CUT TO THE REVERSE to reveal the HEBREW HAMMER. The Hammer smiles
and says, “Well, actually, yes. Yes, I am.” The Hammer pulls out a .45
and blasts Mel’s Brains all over the windshield, the blood and bits of
brain form a STAR OF DAVID on the windshield.

The TITLE, “THE HEBREW HAMMER 2: HAMMER VS HITLER” slam into frame.


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"A careful study of anti-semitism prejudice and accusations might be of great value to many jews,
who do not adequately realize the irritations they inflict."
- H.G. Wells (November 11, 1933)
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Posted : 30/08/2006 10:15 pm
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This is so "out there" as to almost defy commentary completely, and is a testament to the complete and total jewish subjugation of American culture. Surely this forthcoming "production" is nothing less than true hatred masked as "comedy."

I hope Alex covers this particular article on the front page.


 
Posted : 30/08/2006 10:44 pm
elbwgreez
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This scummy jew just wants the big money that would come from having Mel Gibson in his pathetic little movie. The original was straight to video, was it not? These are the bottom feeders of Hollywood trying to eat a big fish.


 
Posted : 30/08/2006 10:51 pm
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I'd sue. Tell them I don't want my likeness used w/o my consent. There's no way he'd win of course, but I'd do it anyway just for the hell of it.


 
Posted : 30/08/2006 11:10 pm
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A TITLE CARD that reads, "This Sequel Is Dedicated To
All The Jewish Brothers And Sisters Who Had Enough Of
The Gentile."

I hope this thing gets the widest possible exposure. Seriously. At the rate the antiwar crowd is getting Jew-wise, we'll see something like the following in less than a year:

[highlight]A TITLE CARD reads: This 911 and Iraq War Documentary is Dedicated to all Gentile Brothers and Sisters Who Are Sick of Paying and Dying for Kike Bullshit[/highlight]


“When I get re-elected I'm going to fuck the Jews" -- Jimmy Carter, 1980.

 
Posted : 31/08/2006 10:46 am
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I could see handing out CD's with anti-jew videos at the movie theater. we need to edit in that Title Card! "Sick of jews" kind of like Stan Sikorski's old avatar with the dog.


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Posted : 31/08/2006 1:40 pm
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I saw the first Hebrew Hammer when they showed it on Comedy Central (I have a reveiw in the Media section). It was awful! Though the opening sequence and a latter scene set in the Jew world conspiracy headquarters were amusing, but not enought to redeam this garbage. Can't believe that they are making a sequel. :eek:

The Warlord


 
Posted : 31/08/2006 2:33 pm
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Just remember...nobody put a gun to Mel's head. He's doing this willingly. He sold his soul and gave in. He's nothing now. Nothing but a fart in the wind. Smell the stink and move on.


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Posted : 31/08/2006 3:02 pm
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Jonathan Kesselman
14259 Dickens St. #3
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
US
Phone: 818-907-6521
Email: kesselmanj@sbcglobal.net

Kesselman could get Sarah Jessica Parkerto play the jew cop's girlfriend and then retitle it "The Hebrew Hammer & Sickle Sequel"
http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:KDsDDYLGT6oJ:www.thehebrewhammer.com/about_film.asp%3Fct%3D1+John+Kesselman&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1

Jonathan Kesselman, Writer/Director
[color="Red"] Jonathan Baruch Kesselman (yes, he is Jewish), the godfather of the Jewxploitation film.... Apart from 'The Godfather of Jewxploitation' or
[color="red"]'Head Kike In Charge' (HKIC),
Jon has deemed it 'OK' for people to call him Master in passing conversation.

...raised in the San Fernando Valley. He received his
Bachelors degree
from the University of Colorado, graduating Magna Cum Laude in Psychology. After college, Jon spent a miserable two years wasting away in the corporate world as an
Information Systems Consultant (Which is?)
[color="red"]before being accepted into graduate school at the University Of Southern California School of Cinema/Television. [color="Blue"] (The first Hebrew Hammer came out in 2000. Kesselman is young. Anybody have any guesses about how many guys might have been trying to get into UCLA's school of film by the late 1990's? I started to wonder how Kesselman got it with a mere degree is psychology. So I looked at the film school's website):
http://www.tft.ucla.edu/deanletter.cfm

http://www.kodak.com/US/en/motion/students/deans/rosen.jhtml

[color="red"] "A message from the dean...Robert Rosen
Dean, School of Theater, Film and Television

"

Jon also felt that this bio would be an appropriate place to announce that he is single. [color="red"]Jon enjoys long walks on the beach, stimulating conversation, and [color="red"]good 1980's pornography. His turn ons include: good 1980's pornography, the scent of hand lotion, and women who are interested in having sex with him. Jon is also concerned that Jon wrote this bio in the third person, and is currently feeling very weirded out by the whole thing. Jon has to go now.

PORC said-

Just remember...nobody put a gun to Mel's head. He's doing this willingly. He sold his soul and gave in. He's nothing now. Nothing but a fart in the wind. Smell the stink and move on.

A good way for us to to regard your posts. Except leave out the smell part.


 
Posted : 31/08/2006 7:16 pm
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Keep pushin' Hymie, keep pushin'. 80% polled said they didn't give a damn about Mel's little anti-Semitica outburst. His "meltdown" as you call it.

But numbers never did really matter to you, did they? Six thousand, six million, what's the difference?

Don't you kikes know the concept of the backfire? See The Passion in case your medium term memory needs refreshing. All your kvetching and whining only made Mad Mel a few hundred million extra.

Is the Goldberg-fueled Hebrew Hammer going straight to the horror aisles of Hollywood video or what? Take a look at this Son of Shem. A face only a mother could love. He's got the thousand inch stare. For this one must cross one's eyes like Corky the Desert Demon Child. This is the part on Interview with a Jew where he explains his inspiration for including a spoof scene where Mel Gibson gets his brain splattered by a .40 cal automatic into a Star of David shape on a car windshield. True artistic vision in action, itz.

What a wonderfully pleasant people.


Yeah, we're all just a bunch of hateful anti-semites

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Posted : 31/08/2006 8:30 pm
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It comes naturally to the Heebs to inflict violence on gentile dissenters. They should have just nailed him to a cross, that would really make a statement!


 
Posted : 31/08/2006 9:02 pm
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Now, just because they WANT Mel in their little movie so they can publically flog him, doesn't mean he has AGREED to do this part in the movie. If he has, then he really is a total L-oser.

This movie will make a great addition to the updated and remade version of Ewige Juden.



"Henceforth no Jew, no matter under what name, will be allowed to remain here without my written permission. I know of no other troublesome pest within the state than this race, which impoverished the people by their fraud, usury and money-lending and commits all deeds which an honorable man despises. Subsequently they have to be removed and excluded from here as much as possible."
MARIA THERESA, Queen of Hungary and Bohemia (1771 - 1789)

 
Posted : 01/09/2006 6:40 am
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They will probably use a Mel Gibson look-alike for the scene, everyone will get the joke just the same. Since its a satire piece Gibson probably couldn't win a lawsuit against them.

That jew goldberg is annoying, he played the little wimp in Dazed and Confused, but his best role was as the kike-kwan soldier who gets offed by a nazi in Saving Private Ryan.


 
Posted : 01/09/2006 11:25 am
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