Fail a grade at school = The tests weren't offered in Ebonics, RACIST government!
Lose a job opportunity because you dressed inappropriately for the interview = RACIST company!
Get arrested for crack = RACIST laws!
Get pulled over for improper equipment = DWB, RACIST cops!
Never pay a bill and can't get credit = RACIST bank!
Neighbor doesn't like you = RACIST whitely!
High crime rate = RACIST enforcement!
High black on black crime = RACIST whitey drives them to it.
High fatherless rate = RACIST welfare demands they support their kids, they can't - How could they? Failed a grade, missed a job, crack arrest, DWB, no credit, evil neighbor, etc.
Refuse governments orders to evacuate and get stranded = RACIST rescue operation!
Katrina Aid only buys one mega screen TV = RACIST government!
Second in line for anything = RACIST system!
Rejected for anything = RACIST country!
Fail at anything = just plain RACIST!

If the whitey race would stop holding them down they would succeed in everything and be perfect.