Some years ago, Nobel author Toni Morrison revealed that Bill Clinton was America's first black president. In that spirit, I feel that I must reveal an uncannily similar secret: Barack Obama, if elected, would be our nation's first Jewish president.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harold-pollack/now-it-must-be-told-bara_b_83469.html
Also, note how ugly this yid is: