Man accused of stealing teen's MAGA hat indicted by grand jury

A sub-humans with ideological ties to the Anti-Aryan terrorist organization SPLC, has been indicted on a chemical attack on an Aryan teen who was wearing a MAGA hat.

During the attack, the sub-human was heard expression the hateful views that were inline with those promoted and posted by the SPLC. At this time, there as been no reports indicating whether terrorist had visited anti-Aryan hate websites run by the shadowy (((SPLC))) or (((ADL))).

Luckily for the teen, this time, the chemical was a soft drink.