I'm not making this shit up. Dirty buck pisses all over while trying to steal some trout. His comment is funny as well showing how the JEWdicial system doesn't work and the nigger knows he will get off.

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/crime/2016/02/12/police-man-urinates-walmart-he-puts-trout-pants/80283560/

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A buck faces charges after he urinated in a Walmart store while trying to put a package of trout in his trousers, according to an arrest warrant.

Clarksville Police were called to the store at 1:33 p.m. Wednesday, the warrant stated.

He repeatedly stated to the officer that he was not concerned with being cited for either offense because they were misdemeanors.