If I went there, I would request to be addressed Der Führer or Führer des Großdeutschen Reiches.
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“I thought it was definitely fitting to point out how absurd this new policy is by choosing ‘His Majesty,’” His Majesty said. “It’s a recognized honorific and it is definitely absurd for anybody to be called ‘His Majesty’ in America.”