...Garrett, you want to hook me up with that Ingram you were bragging about?

They'd better. Yes, MOMUS, I'm talking to you.

Because, as we are all well aware, the solar plexus is indeed located in the skull.

But you look so adorable, etc. Why, thank you, Mike. Judging by the present state of things, it is clear that I am sorely needed.

I want MOMUS to post a cutie pie-picture. I love him with all my heart. Come on, MOMUS, we won't make fun of the fact that freshly made cave paint...

What's a Prussian Blue?

A second cousin of mine:

SSanguine, you have pretty eyes. Now give me a compliment.

That's clearly an attentive and responsible dad you've got there.

Ok, ok - since you are all insisting so desperately, I'll re-post my picture from the "Dumbest Member(now there's a pun for ya')"-thread:

What did you have in mind age-wise? About 0-3? Taking a bath in the sink:

Fieldmouse: Who painted the bottom pic on your post, the man on the mountain? Very nice, style looks familiar. Caspar David Friedrich. That parti...

Edmund Blair Leighton: The Accolade

Yes, you silly Americans need to realize that preemptive warfare is not a viable strategy in the long term.

Sometimes it's jazz.