"America: Land of the Friedman and home of the Braverman." - Uncle Jewey
"Glbbleblbble, blub, blub, glub, glub, gurgle, glbbleblbble!!" - Leon Klinghoffer's final words
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time until you own as much of the media as We J-ws do." - Uncle Jewey