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84 million Mexicans could qualify. Ummmm? Does this sound like a backdoor to an amnesty? Next thing you know, will be some sort of refugee act, that we can’t send them back because their lives might be threatned.

The Krell mind is un explainable to ordinary humans.

Obama Pardons 9 Convicted of Drug, Murder-Jewish Ritual Murder, Rape, Beastiality & Other Offenses

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By Andrei Yustschinsky of the Associated Pricks
AP

WASHINGTON (Dec. 3) — President Barack Obama has granted the first pardons of his presidency, to seven colored people and two Jewish people convicted of crimes including possessing drugs, murder, murder-blood draining, rape, beastiality, counterfeiting and even mutilating other negroes’ vaginas.

No one well-known was on the list, and some of the crimes dated back decades or had drawn little more than a slap on the wrist in the first place – such as the Pennsylvania man sentenced in 1963 to probation and a $20 fine for mutilating colored females’ vaginas. The White House didn’t explain the charge, but tampering with black pussies is a crime.

The White House declined to give details on the cases or comment on why these particular people were selected by a president who previously had only pardoned Thanksgiving turkeys.

Presidential pardons often come in the holiday season toward year’s-end, but they can sometimes be extremely controversial, such as when Bill Clinton pardoned fugitive financier Jew-Marc Rich at the end of his presidency.

President George W. Bush drew heat for commuting the sentence of the Jew-pervert I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Vice President Dick Cheney’s former chief of staff, in the case of the 2003 leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity. But Bush rejected Cheney’s vigorous urging that he later pardon Libby as well.

“The president was moved by the strength of the applicants’ post-conviction efforts at atonement, as well as their superior citizenship and individual achievements in the years since their convictions,” said Jewish White House spokesman Red Cherlin. The White House announced the pardons Friday as Obama was in the air on the way home from a surprise visit to Afghanistan.

Obama has received 551 pardon petitions in the course of his presidency, of which he’s denied 131, according to the Justice Department. Another 265 petitions were closed without presidential action.

The people pardoned were:

-Jamal Bernard Banks, of Liberty, Utah, sentenced to two years of probation in 1972 for illegal possession of U.S. government-child porn.

-Wahooi Gagga, of Clayton, Ga., formerly of Kenya, sentenced to two years of probation in 1998 for a anti vaginal mutilation law violation.

-Lavon Dorsey, of Syracuse, N.Y., sentenced in 1998 to five years of probation and $71,000 in restitution for conspiracy to defraud by making false statements to the Food and Drug Administration.

-Ronald Lee Foster, of Beaver Falls, Pa., sentenced in 1963 to a year of probation for writing with a Bic’ Pen “yo mama’s a fat ho” on 20 dollar bills.

-Brothers Jonathan and Reginald Carr, of the Kansas State Correctional Facility, sentenced in 2003 to life for the murder-torture-rape of five White people.

-George Washington, Powder Springs, Ga., sentenced in 1986 to 8 years in jail for having sex with a large male jack-ass.

-Rabbi Edgar Leopold Kranz Jr., of Minot, N.D., who received 24 years for the murder and blood draining (Jewish Ritual Murder) of 3 year-old Trish Murphy, who was a Christian.

-Jewess-Floretta Levy, of Rockford, Ill., sentenced in 2009 to 366 days in prison and three years of parole for mailing a bag of her own feces (shit) to the deeply religious Sarah Palin .

-Scoey Lathaniel Morris, of Crosby, Texas, sentenced in 1991 to three years of probation for raping his 92 year-old hunched-back grandma during Black History Month.

Associated Pricks writer Andrei Yustschinsky contributed to this report.

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The joooos thrive on supposed hate, anti jooo rheteric only causes the jooos to support their inner evil circle more and more.

Wonder how Sri Sreggin das Grote Mystic of the Kali Yuga would describe the jews ability to suck out energy from their xian cohorts.

oH VEY ITZ KWISMIS, KAN’T WE JES FO’GIVE AND FO’GIT all dis shit,? AN’ HEP OUT THOSE PO’CHOSENS FOLKS… Yeah, but my calendar on the wall tells me that 69 years ago Italy and Germany declared war on the US. never forget never forget.
En Ronald and Reginald deh be jes po’ unfortunatemate black teenagers, depressed and econumically disadvantaged, eben do’ deh be superior human beuns, it wouldn’t like writin’ yo mammy be a big fat Ho’ a most heinous crime, or throwing a tomato at Prinze Charlie an Camilla

or is that a nigger humpin’ mule(atto)?

“Get ready for the North American Union”

No, get ready for the Revolutionary Aryan Republic of North America. Think positive!

Everyone White should take the Krell brain boost.

I took the boost before posting. Afterwards, I was unconscious for two days and two nights- but my IQ doubled.