22 May, 2016


Posted by Socrates in conservatism, conservatives, cuckservatives, Republicans, Socrates, Trump at 12:10 pm | Permanent Link

Republican strategist #1: “Okay, here’s the plan: despite Donald Trump’s political success, we’ll keep calling ourselves ‘conservatives’ while we act like liberals most of the time. Agreed?”

Republican strategist #2: “Sounds great!”

Republican strategist #3: “I’m on board with that!”

Republican strategist #4: “Excellent! Now we’ll get the Black vote!”

Republican strategist #5: “Alright! My wife will be so proud of us — she’s from Mexico, you know!”


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