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Fearless Politicians’ reponse to killing wolves in the woods in Overtherestan:

“But we had to kill the wolves in Overtherestan because they have big, sharp teeth and could have bitten us, even though they were 10 thousand miles away. Maybe they could have used a huge catapault to come over here and bite us……..Who knows? We could not afford to take the chance that they might or might not bite us, could we?

Besides, the rats in our houses kept telling us those wolves wanted to take over the world so they could bite everyone. I’m not saying killing all those wolves and their pups was the rats’ idea, mind you………….that would be Anti-Rodentism, and I would never want to be accused of that!!!!I’m not an Anti-Rodent!!!!!

And lest we forget, a small group of determined racoons from Neverheardofitstan bit us on 12/34, remember? So like the rats say, it makes perfect sense that we should kill all the wolves and their pups for what a small group of racoons did to us, because the wolves have big sharp teeth and could bite us again, even though they may or may not have had anything to do with the racoons who bit us on 12/34. That’s all beside the point. Please, I would not want to have to suspect you of anti-rodentism and being sympathetic to the wolves.

I can still remember the incredible lines of BS being pumped out more than half a decade ago: the Vietnam-Era garbage of “We have to fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here,” as though Saddam was about to invade Iran and Israel simultaneously and hijack their navies, nevermind the fact that the Islamic presence in the US has only increased since the onset of the WOT. One particularly hilarious piece of horse hockey was dug out of the 70s dustbin by the Holocaust Channel shortly after 9/11, concerning some Cobra Commander version of Bin Laden having a full ICBM arsenal/launch center tucked away in the mountains of a random ‘Stan.

Yep, a well-deserved attack on a symbol of Judaeo-American arrogance (I don’t give much consideration to the 9/11 conspiracy theories because almost none of them agree with each other in the technical department, and they nearly all have a preordained conclusion, much like the JudaeoCon Official Story; you can’t KNOW the facts unless you were one of the planners, whoever they may be) gets half the Goys stirred up for a good decade of massacre, but The Jewish State’s warplanes damaging an American Naval vessle, killing 34 of its crew and injuring 172 others is just something to be forgiven and overcome, apparently.