3 March, 2016

Always Hire the Right People

Posted by Socrates in elections, jewed culture, jewed politics, politics, Socrates, Trump at 11:05 am | Permanent Link

Jew #1: “We need to hire someone to denounce Donald Trump. He could become the next president, and that wouldn’t be good for the Jewish agenda!”

Jew #2: “Right! We need to hire a well-respected, elder statesman of the political world, someone with great credibility, someone who will really scare people into not voting for Trump. So, who are we going to hire?”

Jew #3: “Uhm…well…uhh…I called Mitt…uh…Romney.”

Jew #1: “You idiot! Why didn’t you just call your grandmother…”

Jew #3: “Hey, there wasn’t time to pick anyone else! It was either him or Bono!”


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  7. 4 Responses to “Always Hire the Right People”

    1. Spahnranch69 Says:
      3 March, 2016 at 4:28 pm

      The GOP establishment is just making itself look downright stupid by denouncing their party’s own front-runner. Then they wheel out Shitt Romney from cold storage. Even Scum Hannity is pissed off at them!

      And to think just a year ago I was lamenting that I would never see another great man like Andrew Jackson running for office. Make America White Again – TRUMP 2016!

    2. Thom McQueen Says:
      4 March, 2016 at 1:15 am

      Romney has a mciropenis.

    3. Thom McQueen Says:
      5 March, 2016 at 11:51 pm

      Tim McGreen has a micropenis.

    4. CW-2 Says:
      6 March, 2016 at 8:35 pm

      Bonehead Bono and George Looney will be next.