13 January, 2020
The Cleverness of Green Marxism, or, Climax Change Funnies
Posted by Socrates in climate change, climax change, global warming, green Marxism, Socrates, Trump, Trump's policies, Trump-as-a-fascist at 1:35 pm | 
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Female Citizen #1: “Oh, my god! The oceans have warmed up 225 zettajoules in the last 20 years!”
Female Citizen #2: “Sweet Mother of Jesus! We’re all doomed!”
Female Citizen #3: “What are zettajoules?”
Female Citizen #1: “I don’t know, but they sound really, really scary!”
Female Citizen #2: “I’m frightened!”
Female Citizen #3: “Me, too! I won’t be able to sleep tonight! I knew we shouldn’t have voted for Donald Trump. He pulled America out of the 2015 Paris Agreement on Climax Change! Now all the little fishies will die! That orange-haired fascist!”
Notice how the “global warming” fearmongers don’t simply say: “the X ocean has warmed up X degrees since 2001.” Why not? You can guess why not. Zettajoules??? Ha-ha-ha!