28 September, 2019


Posted by Socrates in humor, mafia, Socrates at 11:51 am | Permanent Link

Mafia funnies: the upside of the mob giving you “cement shoes”:

— they’re free

— one-size-fits-all

— “concrete gray” is a neutral color, so the shoes will go with any outfit

— you’ll only have to wear them once

— no shoelaces to fumble with

— they’re very durable; in fact, they’ll outlive you

— you’ll never have to shine them

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