Archive for the 'humor' Category

4 August, 2021

Posted by Socrates in human blights, human equality, humor, Western civilization, Western culture, Western decline at 3:30 pm | Permanent Link

Some types of people were left off of the last (too short) list of human blights. Let us fix that: Human Blights: Jews Black people Brown people vegetarians queers trannies midgets fat people people who constantly whistle people who practice yoga people who eat sushi people who eat tofu people who believe in global warming […]

20 December, 2020

Posted by Socrates in Christmas music, humor, Socrates at 9:28 am | Permanent Link

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Covid mask in a pear tree. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 2 stolen ballots and a Covid mask in a pear tree. On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 3 […]

16 November, 2020

Posted by Socrates in humor, National Socialism, Nazi era, Nazis, Socrates at 2:20 pm | Permanent Link

“Okay, sneaky Jew. It’s obvious that you don’t want to account for your whereabouts over the past 7 days. And now, you tell me this amazing story. Do you really expect me to believe that you spent an entire week at a Karl Marx look-alike contest in Krakow?? Are you going to stick with that […]

2 June, 2020

Posted by Socrates in Black rioting, Black wilding, blacks, Blacks in America, humor, rioting by Antifa, rioting by Blacks/Browns, Socrates at 9:19 am | Permanent Link

First: [Image/text]. . Later: [Image/text].

22 February, 2020

Posted by Socrates in dispossession & destruction, Diversity, diversity is hate, genocide, genocide by jew, genocide of White culture, humor, immigration, nation-building/nation-wrecking, NATO, rape, rapefugees, Socrates, UN, War On White People at 12:16 pm | Permanent Link

A TV commercial, featuring a female voice-over and images of sad, White women: *(slow, melancholic piano music begins)* “Hi. This is Ruth Goldberg Weinberg Silverstein of The National Center for Rape Diversity. Today, millions of White women are raped by White men. It’s not fair. It’s the travesty of our time. But it doesn’t have […]

28 January, 2020

Posted by Socrates in Holocaust humor, humor, Jewish scatology, Socrates at 11:24 am | Permanent Link

German officer: “Okay, my patience is wearing thin, Jew. Do you really expect me to believe that you’ve spent the last 4 days at a hemorrhoid-treatment convention in Krakow?? I mean, I know that you Jews are obsessed with everything anal, but that’s ridiculous!”

28 September, 2019

Posted by Socrates in humor, mafia, Socrates at 11:51 am | Permanent Link

Mafia funnies: the upside of the mob giving you “cement shoes”: — they’re free — one-size-fits-all — “concrete gray” is a neutral color, so the shoes will go with any outfit — you’ll only have to wear them once — no shoelaces to fumble with — they’re very durable; in fact, they’ll outlive you — […]

19 September, 2019

Posted by Socrates in communism, communism-as-Jewish, history, History for newbies, humor, Jewish lies, Marxism, National Socialism, Nazi era, Nazis, Poland, Socrates at 12:29 pm | Permanent Link

German officer: “So, then, you weren’t at the big communist gathering in Lodz, eh?? You really want me to believe that you’ve spent 3 days at a liverwurst-appreciation festival in Krakow?? Are you going to stick with that story, or will you invent another one?”

25 April, 2019

Posted by Socrates in homosexual diseases, homosexual themes, homosexuals, humor, music, San Franqueersco, satire, Socrates at 1:06 pm | Permanent Link

(Sung to the tune of the 1967 hippie anthem “San Francisco”) San Franqueersco If you are going to San Franqueersco Be sure to have many condoms in your jeans If you are going to San Franqueersco You’re gonna meet crazy people there For those who come in San Franqueersco Summertime will have some gonorrhea there […]

7 February, 2019

Posted by Socrates in egalitarianism, equality, homeless, human equality, humor, Socrates, Western decline at 4:06 pm | Permanent Link

In the old days, before the Age of Human Equality, whenever the temperature in our city dropped to freezing (32 degrees), the local media would warn people to cover their plants with sheets or blankets, so the plants wouldn’t be harmed by the frosty weather. But today, we live in the Age of the Homeless […]