Archive for the 'humor' Category

28 September, 2019

Posted by Socrates in humor, mafia, Socrates at 11:51 am | Permanent Link

Mafia funnies: the upside of the mob giving you “cement shoes”: — they’re free — one-size-fits-all — “concrete gray” is a neutral color, so the shoes will go with any outfit — you’ll only have to wear them once — no shoelaces to fumble with — they’re very durable; in fact, they’ll outlive you — […]

19 September, 2019

Posted by Socrates in communism, communism-as-Jewish, history, History for newbies, humor, Jewish lies, Marxism, National Socialism, Nazi era, Nazis, Poland, Socrates at 12:29 pm | Permanent Link

German officer: “So, then, you weren’t at the big communist gathering in Lodz, eh?? You really want me to believe that you’ve spent 3 days at a liverwurst-appreciation festival in Krakow?? Are you going to stick with that story, or will you invent another one?”

25 April, 2019

Posted by Socrates in homosexual diseases, homosexual themes, homosexuals, humor, music, San Franqueersco, satire, Socrates at 1:06 pm | Permanent Link

(Sung to the tune of the 1967 hippie anthem “San Francisco”) San Franqueersco If you are going to San Franqueersco Be sure to have many condoms in your jeans If you are going to San Franqueersco You’re gonna meet crazy people there For those who come in San Franqueersco Summertime will have some gonorrhea there […]

7 February, 2019

Posted by Socrates in egalitarianism, equality, homeless, human equality, humor, Socrates, Western decline at 4:06 pm | Permanent Link

In the old days, before the Age of Human Equality, whenever the temperature in our city dropped to freezing (32 degrees), the local media would warn people to cover their plants with sheets or blankets, so the plants wouldn’t be harmed by the frosty weather. But today, we live in the Age of the Homeless […]

1 November, 2018

Posted by Socrates in "gender theory", "gender", 'sex-change', Cultural Marxism, homosexual themes, homosexuals, humor, laws, Socrates, trannies at 3:08 pm | Permanent Link

Jews and leftists are always inventing funny things out of thin air (“global warming,” “hate crime,” “gay rights” and other baloney). Well, I can invent things, too. I just made a law: “The 2000 Transsexual Propaganda Awareness Act.” As an added bonus, I made the law regional in scope, and I even made the law […]

12 October, 2016

Posted by Socrates in communism, communism-as-Jewish, humor, Marxism, Socrates at 2:01 pm | Permanent Link

German officer: “Just where do you think you’re going??” Jew: “We’re going to a Communist Party meeting. Where else would we be going?”

24 August, 2016

Posted by Socrates in 'anti-Semitism', America, Holocaust, Holocaust humor, humor, jewed culture, Socrates, tv, TV culture at 12:04 pm | Permanent Link

(Of course, there already is a Jewish lobotomy device for the gentiles: the TV) [Video].

15 June, 2015

Posted by Socrates in Diversity, humor, jokes, multiculturalism, Socrates at 12:03 pm | Permanent Link

Two Japs are yelling at each other in Japanese. A White guy overhears the yelling and says, “Hey, you guys, knock it off. This is America. We speak Spanish here.”

29 August, 2014

Posted by Socrates in humor, satire, Socrates, white nationalism, White Nationalists, White philosophy at 3:21 pm | Permanent Link

Good idea here! This type of testing could be done to VNN posters. They could be subjected to interrogations and polygraph tests before they post, to make sure that their ideology is “correct.” Heh, heh. [Article].

13 January, 2010

Posted by Socrates in 'anti-Semitism', Anti-Cementism, humor, Socrates at 5:41 pm | Permanent Link

Do people really hate cement? Maybe they just don’t like those concrete-pouring construction workers and that’s being misinterpreted as cement-hate… [Article].