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“The first shock will be the painful recognition that Ukraine is not prevailing against Russia’s Operation Z, despite the combined efforts of the US news media and the Intel Community to put over that narrative. True, it took Russia more than a few days to overcome Ukraine’s NATO-fortified defenses, but now most of that has […]

The Colossal Rape of the West (the CRW): this was a crime so huge in scope that it makes one dizzy to contemplate it. It was the biggest crime in modern history, involving hundreds, if not thousands, of people, as far away as China and Iran. Let’s walk through it in steps (and mind you, […]

News headline: “EU To Impose Full Embargo On Russian Oil Next Week” Meanwhile, “Joe Biden” is sending America’s surplus oil to….Europe. Under what authority? His own? He has authority?? Biden couldn’t find his left elbow now. Why isn’t the U.S. Supreme Court voiding Biden’s various unlawful orders? News headline: “WASHINGTON (AP) — Congress OKs bills […]

Kid: “Owwww! Mom, my arm is sore!” Mother: “Stop complaining, Bobby! You’ve only had 12 jabs; 8 more and you’ll be all set until next month!” (Bobby died later that day. Nobody knows why). Just when you thought Covid-19 hysteria might be ending! It’s not! Getting a clue yet? Huh? I guess the new Biden […]

Newbies, have you seen the “news” lately? It’s “Ukraine/Russia” hysteria 24/7. It’s just like Covid-19 hysteria, but it involves war instead of a virus (if indeed Covid even exists. How would we know? A nurse I know said that she’s “never met anyone who has had Covid”; many people report the same thing. Where is […]

Health insurance agent: “But, why am I going to prison for 5 years?” Federal judge: “Because you wouldn’t help a mentally-ill freak get a ‘sex-change’ operation.” Health insurance agent: “But, biologically speaking, there’s no such thing as a ‘sex-change’ operation.” Federal judge: “Listen, this is America 2022. Joe Biden is president. You’re not in Kansas […]

Poetry by Joe Biden “Roses are red, Violets are blue, Why did the chicken cross the road?, to get to Fidel Castro!”

Poetry by Joe Biden “Roses are red, Violets are blue, Putin stole my brain, and I like liverwurst!”

Poetry by Joe Biden “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m kind of crazy, and so am I!”

You can call Obamacare “ScrewWhiteyCare” because well-to-do Whites were taxed heavily so that Blacks could enjoy free (or nearly-free) healthcare. As usual, Whites must pay for Blacks. Indeed, Blacks are “expensive people.” In fact, if you were to tally up how much money White people spend per year due to Black people, the amount would […]