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Female soldier #1: “Oh, thank God! Finally, a pistol that fits my tiny hands! I kept dropping that big Beretta!” Female soldier #2: “Wait a second: this gun doesn’t come in pink?? I want a pink one, to match my nail polish!” Female soldier #3: “I don’t care about this pistol. I’m afraid of guns. […]

This newest EU plan is a direct response to Brexit. The globalists are panicking about Brexit and are trying to speed up the One World Revolution before any other countries decide to “Brexit.” The Super EU is still communism-with-a-briefcase, but now, with a new army! (No doubt, this new EU army idea was partly in […]

The “antifas” (“anti-fascists”) and the Left moan about “fascism” daily, but here’s the funny part: there isn’t any fascism in the West. Nope. Zero. None. In fact, the last time fascism was in the West was in Chile pre-1990 (contrast that fact with communism, which still exists in a half-dozen countries today, and some of […]

“I should also make clear that if the Alt-Right continues to grow in size, it may represent a serious challenge for America’s liberal democracy, and for this reason it should be understood.”    What is this, a conspiracy? When did America become a “liberal democracy”? Answer: it didn’t. It isn’t a liberal democracy. It’s a […]

Jew #1: “My God! With the election of Donald Trump, America is riding a giant wave of p…” Jew #2: “Don’t say it!” Jew #1: “Populism.” Jew #2: “I told you not to say it! Now I’m going to have nightmares about Charles Lindbergh and that L. K. Smith fellow!” Jew #3: “Well, there’s only […]

Big Jew: “In this, the era of Trump, you will always make certain that White supremacy and White nationalism are portrayed as horrible and evil. Understand?” U.S. Senators: “Yes, master! We serve only you!” [Article].

Oy, veh — in fact, double-oy veh! I detect some serious ethnic jitters here. Gee, if I were a Jew, I’d buy a one-way airplane ticket to Israel. That’s one-way. As in, no return flight. As in, staying in Israel and not coming back. [Article].

The usual idiots (queers, Jews, leftists) are hysterical as Donald Trump bans freaks from the U.S. military who never should have been allowed into the military in the first place. (Newbies, there is no such thing as a “transsexual” or a “transgender person”). [Article].

The Jews have wild fantasies about impeaching Trump; Jews have led the “impeach Trump” movement since Day 1. [Article].

Seen on Stormfront: “Much ajew about nothing.” (A great update to Shakespeare, reflecting the daily Jewish bitching about Donald Trump).