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How do you fix something in Mexico? Get a hammer. If that doesn’t work, get a bigger hammer. And if, for some reason, that fails, just use lots of bailing wire and swear a lot. [Article].

Pass the ketchup! Newbies, did you know that Brown people in Hawaii cooked Captain Cook? Yep. Brown natives killed the famed explorer, British Navy Captain James Cook, in 1779 after an argument which began after the Brown people stole supplies from Cook’s ship and wouldn’t return them [1]. They apparently cooked Captain Cook in order […]

Swedish official #1: “Let’s see: we flooded our White country with Brown people, and now, our country has taken a downturn. But why?” Swedish official #2: “Yeah, I can’t figure out what went wrong.” Swedish official #3: “Neither can I. Nothing has changed, other than the people, and to quote Paul McCartney, ‘we all know […]

(Above: Leo Pasvolsky, center, smoking a pipe) Ever since 1945 (the year the United Nations was founded), White people have been expected to save the world [1]. Yup. Each time there is a crisis, anywhere on earth, White people “must” solve the crisis with their money, their man-power, their military, their food, their medicine, etc. […]

Two of the roughly one dozen features needed for a race of people to be considered “civilized” are: the use of the wheel, and a written language (another feature is the use of a calendar) [1]. Whites had a written language at least as early as ancient Greece. (Whites — i.e., the Greek poet Homer […]

Is America going to have to fight the 1846-1848 Mexican-American War all over again? Numerous Mexicans, including a U.S. congresswoman (!), have boldly said on TV that President Trump “isn’t welcome” in El Paso, an American city that is roughly 80% Mexican. Oh, really?? News flash, Mexicans: America fought a war with Mexico in 1846 […]

“My particular crime was to have written a well-reviewed popular science book about why racial categories are not as biologically meaningful as we think and how, in fact, they have been used to justify slavery and the Holocaust.” You mean, the Jews aren’t arrogant, oily people who have been at war with humanity since before […]

If you have studied America’s history, you know that America was founded by White Anglo Saxon Protestant men (118 of them, to be precise) [1][2]. Therefore, Black and Brown people are not true Americans, nor are Jews or Asians [3]. Why are Americans taking orders from — i.e., being ruled by — non-White people? They […]

Brown illegal alien detainee #1: “Waaaaaaaaa! We snuck into this White country and all we got were hot meals, hot showers, fresh water, medical care, air conditioning, cable TV, snacks and soft beds! It’s just not fair!” Brown illegal alien detainee #2: “(*sob*) You White racists! I’m gonna call the UN — they’ll make you […]

Illegal aliens drag their children hundreds, even thousands of miles in order to sneak into America (granted, often the children aren’t their children, they are simply “borrowed props”). Nonetheless, the long journey to sneak into America is full of peril. Consider it: they walk for days or even weeks across the hot desert to get […]