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Childish fantasies are great: you just believe something is true, and it is! (Or maybe not: “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.” — liberal president Bill Clinton, 1998, according to footnote 1,128 in the Starr Report). A 6-year-old boy: “I have a pet dragon. He lives under my bed! Sometimes […]

Space Engineer #1: “Oh, I’m so excited! Lisa is going to be the first trans woman in space!” Space Engineer #2: “Well, I just hope they don’t notice the smell of her, uhhh, mangina. It can get a little, you know…rank.” (Later, in outer space) Normal White Male Astronaut #1: “Oh, my god!! What is […]

“Yaaay, capitalism!”?? Nope. It’s been ruined like everything else in the West. Any entity that isn’t overtly and staunchly right-wing will sooner or later turn Left. In just a few decades, capitalism turned red, rojos, Marxist (or nearly so). Everything is going Left. Soon my dog will be marching in the streets, making silly demands […]

This newspaper article would not have been printed in 1995. Also, in most states, there are laws against exposing minors to any “adult material.” The title is: “Yes, kink belongs at Pride. And I want my kids to see it.” [Article].

Seen on the web (and absolutely true): “every media outlet on the planet telling you to accept trannies. every politician telling you to accept trannies. every school telling you to accept trannies. every megacorp signaling their love of trannies. every social media site banning people who question trannies or use their correct biological pronouns. laws […]

Liberal Air Force officer #1: “Male? Female? Those are just social constructs that evil White men invented in 1870 to oppress women and non-binary African-Americans! But, thankfully, we know the truth today!” Liberal Air Force officer #2: “Yes! Everyone now knows that there are 147 different genders and 39 different sexes! Only an evil White […]

Woe to the person who doesn’t worship at The Temple of Tranny in 2021. Just ask this guy Dawkins. Being a tranny gives you amazing power (i.e., the power of the victim/the outsider). No one can criticize you or question your moral status. You’re like a Holocaust survivor, a rape victim and a battered wife […]

(Above: the Jew, Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld). Oops, my bad. Recall my post of yesterday when I said that I had just invented a radical new queer theory. Well, I am informed now that such a queer theory already exists. Crap! There goes my opportunity to be a pioneering queer theorist — don’t you hate it […]

There’s no such thing as “changing your sex.” Nonetheless, there is now an entire industry that seeks to, that’s right, “change your sex”! If men can become women, and vice-versa, then human equality has nearly been achieved! Yay, Marxism! Whoo-hoo! Break out the champagne! This is a review of “The Transgender-Industrial Complex” (Quakertown, PA.; Antelope […]

Fact: a disproportionate number of antifa thugs are trannies (“transgender” people). I recall seeing a TV talk show a few years ago. There was a tranny (“male-to-female”) on the show, along with a conservative man who questioned the validity of trannyism. In response to that questioning, the tranny actually threatened the conservative man with physical […]