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Liberal woman #1: “Climax Change is the number one issue for me! When I think of how many sexist White males will be oppressed by ridiculous, draconian, federal Climax Change laws in the next decade, I just climax in my jeans!” Liberal woman #2: “You go, girl! Climax Change is the new, new, new Marxism […]

Eating rabbit food doesn’t provide all the trace elements, amino acids and protein that humans need in their diets. Furthermore, humans have incisor front teeth (i.e., 8 “meat-cutter” teeth) for a reason: yes, to cut meat. Duh. The veggie-retards are fools, just like all the leftists. [Article].

(Above: The UN building in New York City. Why does America belong to, and fund, a Marxist organization?). This case is a two-sided coin. While the UN sided with the state of New Zealand in this case, it also ruled that, in the future, states will likely be obligated to keep Brown “climate-change refugees.” And […]

Female Citizen #1: “Oh, my god! The oceans have warmed up 225 zettajoules in the last 20 years!” Female Citizen #2: “Sweet Mother of Jesus! We’re all doomed!” Female Citizen #3: “What are zettajoules?” Female Citizen #1: “I don’t know, but they sound really, really scary!” Female Citizen #2: “I’m frightened!” Female Citizen #3: “Me, […]

It’s true that Australia has had a three-year drought. But droughts are not unusual. There were droughts 10,000 years ago. Why are there brush fires now which have lasted for months? The media blames “climate change” — of course! It always does. But what’s the real cause of the fires? Two things, really. First, asshole […]

News headline, 12/27/19: “Deadly snowstorm slams Southern California.” Did you know that, in February 2019, it snowed in Los Angeles for the first time in 60 years? And now, this happens! Yeah, yeah, “global warming,” yeah, sure, suuuure, right…

Have you ever driven to Mexico? Depending on where you go, you can see piles of garbage along the sides of roads and highways, some of it in trash bags and some of it not. That’s what awaits America as it fills up with Brown people. [Article].

(Above: Greta “How Dare You!” Thunberg). It’s okay to be Black. It’s okay to be Brown. It’s okay to be Asian. It’s okay to be Jewish. It’s okay to be a homosexual (oops, I mean “gay”). It’s okay to be an illegal alien (oops, I mean “an undocumented worker”). It’s okay to be a retard […]

News quote: “(Greta) Thunberg traveled to Turin in an electric car after attending the COP25 climate conference in Madrid, where she had given a speech accusing world governments of “creative PR” over their climate change stances.”[1]. “Fossil fuels are the most common source of electrical energy in Italy, accounting for 72.7% of the total production […]

When the politicians “have to change the economy” in order to “fight the climate change emergency,” you know it really is Green Marxism and not just some paranoid conspiracy theory. News quote: “Nearly every major aspect of the European economy is to be re-evaluated in light of the imperatives of the climate and ecological emergency, […]