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Question: why is a razor company trying to advance a social agenda? I don’t see the connection between “razors” and “wokeness.” Don’t see it. Anyway, I’m all woke! I woke up at, uhhh, 7:30 this morning! All woke up! Yeah. Heh, heh. Regardless, that company claim about losing money is like saying “I don’t mind […]

Human blight #1: “I have a human right to run naked in the street!” Human blight #2: “I have a human right to molest cats!” Human blight #3: “I have a human right to play loud music at 3:00 AM!” Human blight #4: “I have a human right to live my life as a hamster!” […]

Liberal woman: “Race and sex don’t matter! People are all the same, we’re all human beings!” The same liberal woman, one week later: “We need women in space! Now!” But wait: “…studies have found that space radiation puts female astronauts at greater risk of dying from cancer compared with their male counterparts.” Oh, no! There’s […]

Communism: from the Latin communis, meaning “shared” or “common.” Sweden — obsessed with human equality and fairness to the point of mental illness; it had the world’s first feminist government — is a nearly-communist country that doesn’t know it’s a nearly-communist country. Someone must tell the Swedes the awful truth. Soviet Sweden is just around […]

How insane is this Nivea-being-dumped-by-an-ad-agency situation? Consider this: in a normal world, companies hire, and fire, ad agencies, not vice-versa. Cultural Marxism can be practiced by anyone, anywhere, anytime [1]. Schools, the media, churches, ad agencies, little old ladies, children — anyone can practice Cultural Marxism. It needs no government or no army to install […]

“The idea of white supremacy or white nationalism is offensive to them, just as it is to all Americans.” Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You been reading Marcuse, buddy? Maybe Adorno? Hmmmmm? [Article].

Classical Music, Part 1: No Noteworthy Female Composers Why are there no female composers of note? You’d think, after all these years, that there would be a few. One expert said there are no female composers of note because “so few women wrote music.” True, if you’re talking about 1880. If you’re talking about 1990-onward, […]

All humans will eventually be equal in Commiefornia, no matter how ridiculous the attempts to make them so might get. This stupid plan won’t work. Despite fancy computer programs, people will soon learn, via word-of-mouth, phone calls, or social media that the criminals are Black or Brown. [Article].

Media person #1: “This is outrageous. Rich and famous people are gaming the system!” Media person #2: “Yes, they are! University admissions must be based on merit, not on money!” Media person #3: “College seats are being stolen from the smart kids! There must be a top-to-bottom investigation of all college admissions!” Community activist #1: […]

Recall the quote about the nature of Marxism that I posted on Feb. 18. Think of another ideology that that quote might (almost) perfectly describe. Can you think of it? Here are some hints about both of those ideologies to help you: — both are of Jewish origin — both are universalist and egalitarian — […]