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Leftist #1: “Oh! How can people say that Black people differ from White people? Race doesn’t exist!” (*sob*)(*sniff*) Leftist #2: “Right! Race is just a social construct. It was invented by Hitler and the Nazis!” (*sniff*)(*sob*) Leftist #3: “Yes! That’s Nazism, and I’m calling the police!” Leftist #4: “You can’t call the police. We abolished […]

Seen at the Washington Post website (no humor intended): “George and Martha Washington enslaved 300 people. Let’s start with their names.” [Here]. Why on earth would I want to know their names? This was apparently not a pressing matter in 1965. Or 1975. Or 1985. Or 1995. But now, in 2020, with Orange Man Bad […]

Today, every major company and organization in America has to “prove” that they are “woke” enough [1]. For example: White company manager #1: “We’re donating $1,000 to Negro Felons Matter, Inc.!” White company manager #2: “Oh, yeah? Well, we’re donating $5,000 to the Disabled Transgender Terrorists Defense Fund!” White CEO #1: “My company will donate […]

(Above: the Marxist, Jewish philosopher Max Horkheimer (1895-1973). He and his Jewish, Frankfurt School buddies are ultimately responsible for the new social attitudes at West Point and elsewhere). Officer #1: “Here at West Point military academy, in order to prepare for lives of combat and manly aggression, we watch insightful social commentary by Gloria Steinem […]

“There’s so much work to do to combat white supremacy, homophobia, transphobia, sexism — all the ways in which people are treated as less than the children of God that they are.” — Christian singer. That sounds like something Herbert Marcuse might say. [Article].

Citizen #1: “I’m down with it!” Citizen #2: “So am I!” Citizen #3: “I caught it last Tuesday!” Citizen #4: “I caught it from my history teacher! Who knew that there were 100 different genders? Maybe I’ll become a demi-girl, or maybe a demi-boy, or maybe a demi-sexual, or maybe a semi-demi-sexual…” Citizen #5: “I […]

Question: why is a razor company trying to advance a social agenda? I don’t see the connection between “razors” and “wokeness.” Don’t see it. Anyway, I’m all woke! I woke up at, uhhh, 7:30 this morning! All woke up! Yeah. Heh, heh. Regardless, that company claim about losing money is like saying “I don’t mind […]

“Woke”: It’s the new, stupid, negro word. The other day I saw a mainstream newspaper using this hip-and-trendy word to describe a White actress’ liberal political views. Apparently, if you have culturally Marxist views, you are “woke.” (No, you are a “joke” but I digress…). The word “woke” — as used today — is negro […]