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First, I have a brand new theory, I just dreamed it up today: if you can change your biological sex (which they say you can do today), then you can change your sexual preference even easier. You can be queer on Monday, but be straight again on Tuesday! Yeah! How cool is that? You can […]

Lemme get this straight (no pun intended): only about 3% of Americans pack fudge. Ram rump. Burgle butts. Corn-hole. Bite the pillow. Swish when they walk. Prance around in pink. But now, 30% of young idiots identify as ass-pirates??? Uh-huh. Riiiggghhhtt. Okaaaaaay. Something’s wrong with this picture, Nathan…really, really, wrong…hold on, wait a second: “When […]

(Once an abnormal, undesirable trait, homosexuality is now hip and trendy! But since homosexuals cannot reproduce, that’s great proof that homosexuality is a biological mistake, a genetic quirk that nature didn’t intend to happen). Liberal #1: “I’m gay! I told my wife last night!” Liberal #2: “So am I! I came out last month!” Liberal […]

Homosexual #1: “A famthbly canth be anythinth you thayth. Ith can beth three menth and five dogth!” [1]. Homosexual #2: “Yeth! How darth you thayth thath we’re noth a famthbly!” Homosexual #3: “Your’th juth a bunch of hate-mongerth!” [Article]. . [1] “Gay ‘lisp’: What’s sometimes incorrectly described as a gay “lisp” is one manner of […]

Fact: a disproportionate number of antifa thugs are trannies (“transgender” people). I recall seeing a TV talk show a few years ago. There was a tranny (“male-to-female”) on the show, along with a conservative man who questioned the validity of trannyism. In response to that questioning, the tranny actually threatened the conservative man with physical […]

This information dovetails with what I’ve long heard: that a large percentage of antifa thugs are either queer or tranny. It seems that antifa groups attract lots of very “fringe” people (drug users, alcoholics, trannies, queers, the mentally ill, animal-rights wackos, green Marxists, people who worship Tiny Tim, etc.) [1]. . [1] see also the […]

June is called “Pride” Month — which is stupid because homosexuals aren’t proud of being queer. They hate themselves. The suicide rate for queers is 3 times higher than the rate for normal people. Nonetheless, it seems that homosexuals in the 1970s were smarter than they are today. They kept their sex lives private (mostly). […]

Kramer was a major figure in the queer-rights movement, which was and still is led largely by ethnic Jews (most “liberation” movements are run by Jews). Kramer blamed President Ronald Reagan for queers getting AIDS — as if it was Reagan’s fault that queers screwed anything with an anus — without using condoms — back […]

Human resource officer: “Here at Big Global Feminized Corporation X, we are proud of our record of diversity! We have worked hard to make our workplace gender-neutral and race-neutral, and also gay-and-transgender-friendly. There is no corporation more tolerant and more diverse than us! In fact, we just won the Karl Marx Medal of Freedom for […]

Somewhere in America, 2030: (*knock-knock-knock-knock*) Man: “Who is it?” Federal Diversity Cop: “It’s Detective Ira Weinstein-Silverberg of the Federal Anti-Fascist Squad, Houston Branch. Open the door.” Man: (*Opens door*) “Uhhh, okay, what do you want?” Federal Diversity Cop: “We’re here to talk to you about your company, Ten Very Normal White Guys Landscaping.” Man: “Okay. […]